All Walks Of Life

They said, we will meet up with all walks of life, indeed..and recently, i've bump into some odd and weird ones, Oh some lame ones too! Mind you, actually im posting this to voice out my rights cuz im sick of some people!

WARNING: This is a dedicated HATE web page, if you don’t fancy reading this kinda stuff, THEN LEAVE. Basically this is my site, explaining to you guys what some simple messages means and if you don’t like it then go DRINK YOUR OWN PEE!!!

OK, today, my first tutorial is to explain to you guys who seems to flatter yourselves around the clock.

First of all: We are all humans and it’s very normal when we care for each other, so if sentences like “Aww.. are you o.k? or I wish I can make you feel better” makes you think I’m digging you or falling in love with you, I think you should go see a psychiatrist b’cuz its just a normal caring sentence.

Second: “Hey you owe me my birthday meal!” I believe that any normal human being out there will have the impression that its in a friendly manner..err do you ?

Third: "Wishing you a jolly good day" It just a polite sms. And mind you its a mass sms, which means everyone, is getting the same sms too! And its not hitting on you either.

Fourth: Calling you up just to chat, means they remember you, and you should be thankful that your friends remember you and again, it doesn’t mean they are hitting on you.

Fifth: Complaining that you never call back because others expect you to keep your promise when you made one, btw even your mom complains too when you don’t call back, so does that mean your mom is hitting on you too? *Oh my!*

Sixth: "Take care! Sweet dreams" Its also what we hear all the time and especially when night comes, Oh i said "Dream of me tonight" to my dog too at times.. Oh shit am i hitting on my dog?!

Seventh: "Sighh..I wish you are here so that i have a shoulder to lean on.. " Its just an expression hoping you’re here to help me sort out all these mess because I once thought you were my friend, and friends don’t hit on friends, sighh..obviously you aren’t aware of this..*pity you*

Eight: "Hope you have a sweet sweet day ahead " Ring a bell? Looks whose talking about hitting on people eh?

Ninth: For your information, people hug in society nowadays, and those are polite greeting gestures or polite ways to say hello, so do yourself a favor, keep that in mind, because it’s a polite manner and it doesn’t mean that they are hitting on you or want you badly. So Don’t flatter yourself too much!

Tenth: DON’T BE SUCH A SOUR GRAPE SO STOP HURTING PEOPLE!

PS: adding a footballer's name into your nick, doesnt make you any better looking, so dont bother! My advice, you ought to go to the mirror for reality check! Good day! (Oh i said that to every Tom, Dick and Harry too, so IT DOESN’T MEAN I’’M HITTING ON YOU ! Repeat after me.. N-O-T H-I-T-T-I-N-G O-N Y-O-U) _l_ >.<_l_